Viagra Jokes

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

That night at dinner she does put the pill in his food. About a week later, she's back at the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great!!. I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't very long before he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off, and ravages me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry. We didn't realize that the pill was that strong. The Foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Naah...," says she, "that's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway.

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?

If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?

I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."

Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

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